Located in Khao Lak, 55 minutes from Phuket airport, the hotel consists of 56 suites split into three categories: Garden Residence, Pool Residence and Sarojin Suite. Prices start at HK$1,400/night which is decent value and there are a couple of formidable dining options including supper next to a waterfall (pictured). On top of that, there's a spa as well as a bar which has its own cooled wine cellar, a perfect place to contemplate how you could have burnt yourself so comprehensively, yet again, in such an odd pattern.
Available adventures, meanwhile, include snorkeling, scuba diving, sea canoeing, rock climbing, golfing and exploring the jungle on an elephant/canoe/bamboo raft/white water raft/bike or jeep. And if that's not enough, we've teamed up with Lightfoot Travel to offer you 2-4-1 on room nights which is immense because they'll also act as your concierge service, on call 24/7. Just don't tell your missus or your special extras list will be longer than Tiger Woods's legal bills.