The price is of course ludicrous but we think it’s worth a mention simply because of its looks. Featuring chrome players and atmospheric lighting, each table takes 12 weeks to fashion. Alternatively you could buy a really nice car or invest the money intelligently but with a global recession round the corner, why bother?

According to the website, ‘each individually numbered table is meticulously hand-finished by skilled European craftsmen’ which sounds very appealing aside from the latent xenophobia. It comes in black and white and is available for order so it’s simply a matter of freeing up nearly €50 grand and you'll be able to play table football to your heart's content. All in all it means it's high time you finally snatched that big win at the races.

You’d have to be a football player to afford one.