So it’s with great pleasure that we can introduce Showtime, a company that operates out of a cute boutique in Soho. They also sell their wares online, offering everything from gorgeous lingerie to male toys such as the Cobra Libre.

You simply insert your tip into the Cobra Libre and it stimulates the most sensitive part of the penis – the glans. Stefanie Chiu, founder of Showtime, says many of her male clients have not only been using it for direct sexual gratification but also to de-stress on a daily basis. Which is exactly what you would say to a stranger.

So long as you don’t have children on a voracious Easter egg hunt, Tenga Eggs make the perfect Easter surprise. They look like eggs but once opened act as a single-use, masturbatory sleeve, with each one delivering a different sensation.

But perhaps the most appealing toy in the whole collection is the We-Vibe II, the first ever product designed for him and her to use together. It can be used solely by her, or alternatively he can slip in while the toy’s running to enjoy the show himself.

What are you waiting for?