The product is aimed at long-distance lovers. Essentially, the man in the relationship has a tube into which he inserts his dingaling, while the women has a shaft. For want of a better word. When the two are connected, the action is transferred to the other, so when the man thrusts, the penis-like shaft is pushed into her till (we're trying to keep it clean her folks). What’s in it for you we hear? Well, when she applies pressure on the shaft through her vaginal wall (don’t quote us on the biology) that pressure is transferred to your tube. Basically, your cock gets squeezed.
What can we say other than they’ve got it hopelessly wrong? Let’s start with the names. The male and female devices are called Zeus and Hera respectively. Plato would be turning in his grave. The device also looks ridiculous - not something the average man would pop his schlong into - and they don’t seem to understand how it would be perceived. The site says: "Because of its fashionable yet minimalist design Zeus can be displayed unobtrusively in homes". Are they joking? All in all, if your relationship’s on the rocks then it might be worth the US$189. Otherwise, wait for sex toys to catch up with the rest of the internet.
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