Coast Bistro & Bar, Showtime Lingerie, Belvedere Vodka and a host of other big names are holding an aphrodisiac themed dinner next Wednesday. It's bound to be a hit. After all, food and sexuality form a well trodden path to a man's heart - so long as curry's not involved. A lamb bhuna is game over for romance.

Rather than powdered rhino horn or illicit pills bought in Mong Kok, this aphrodisiac event centers round food and entertainment. Guests will sit down to a 3-course dinner complemented by a theatrical lingerie show. It all sounds very exciting. We’re hoping for Shakespeare meets Sex & Zen 3D.

The evening will be compared by Grace Underfire, a drag queen, and you’ll receive a welcome drink on arrival, which like the food, will be aphrodisiac inspired. The meal starts with an Australian seafood platter, while for the main course guests will be offered a choice between the likes of steak and lamb. We’re not sure about the aphrodisiac connection but they’ll suit red blooded males. The food then comes to an end with sweet treats such as chocolate dipped figs - by which point we expect an orgy of Roman proportions.

A ticket costs HKD680 (unless you're a NecesCity reader) which is significant but you get a lot for your money, including a bottle of Moet between two people. Other highlights, meanwhile, range from a top tier raffle to a performance by singer, Rachel Elizabeth Williams. Unless you’re bed-ridden with bubonic plague you’ve got no excuses for not forking out.

Heaven.