When the jittering effects of a good cup of coffee were discovered, the world pulled an all-nighter that lasted more than a century. Somewhere along the way amphetamines are first synthesized, with depression-era doctors prescribing the new drugs for everything from obesity to nasal congestion. During WWII meth was laced into chocolate and given to bomber pilots to help them sustain long sorties but was phased out after a few became more strung out than a fiber optics cable.
Rather than hosting the first meth lab fire in Mid Levels’ history, modern gents looking for a pick me up that’s more about berries than bull semen might want to try Clarity Smart Energy, a new pint-sized solution for the sleepies. An energy shot that has little to do with the sugar-laden energy drinks that dominate the shelves of convenience stores across the city, Clarity is made in New Zealand (a country where the inattentive are regularly and randomly tackled) and is blessedly free of sugar, artificial flavours, colours or preservatives. Its low-calorie, vitamin-enriched formula offers a natural caffeine solution in acai or lemon and lime that’s great as a hangover or jetlag cure, a preventative measure or even as a cocktail mixer if you fancy a ride of the stimulant seesaw.
Just remember what goes up must come down.
Clarity Smart Energy
Available at leading health shops, clubs and spas including Gigasports, Epic and