Speaking of which, Gentlemen's Tonic will be offering 15-minute shoulder and hand massages which is ideal after a tough day lazing on the escalators. On top of that, Sideways (the F1 simulator specialists) will let you rip round Monza against your mates, and if you fancy a picture to commemorate your victory, Photobox will snap the moment. Our advice is to get the massage when you arrive to loosen up for the contest.

One of the best new additions is a City Links golf simulator so you can establish once and for all who has the longest drive - although the loser always claims the technology is unrealistic. Starting at 9pm, it costs HK$200 to get in but that includes a free drink, finger food and all the goodies, including a saucy routine from BPM productions. It's time to send an email round to the boys with an appropriately excitable subject line.

In da club.