With that in mind, here are some crackers from We are the Superlative Conspiracy (WeSC). But before we get onto the product, let's just enjoy that name for a bit. We are the Superlative Conspiracy. Really? What conspiracy? We'd love to hear what other choices were thrown around before they plumped for that train wreck.
Still, they might have a superlative shocker of a name, but they've got a great product. The Bassoons are specifically designed for DJs but that shouldn’t stop you nodding away to Simply Red on the Island Line. Most grannies will think you’re über trendy and what better way to listen to Mick Hucknall's (a.k.a. Sideshow Bob's) epic crooning without having to see his wretched face?
The 40mm titanium drivers deliver a comprehensive breadth of sound at high volume, while the soft, leather pads look after your little ears as well as the most doting of mothers.
Because there’s a little bit of Oedipus in all of us...